After seeing an alpaca spit on someone, he becomes determined to experience it himself and books a stay at an Amish alpaca ranch. He learns exactly what makes alpacas spit and gets as close as ...

Behold, the fuzzy-faced alpaca! They spit. They wark. They orgle. What’s not to like? That’s why this weekend I’m heading to the Civic Center and the Alpaca Owners Association National Alpaca Show.